Don't spooge on the subway
This morning on the Metro, I was unable to look away as an older woman carefully picked her own ear spooge, looked at it, sniffed it, and then flipped it off her finger.
From now on, I will be much more careful about where I sit.
Not to mention the Mystery Spooge that has adhered itself to the ass of my favorite grey pants. No idea what it is, or where it came from...but the bus is highly suspect.
People should really keep their spooge to themselves, except in very intimate situations - and even then, for the good of the public health, they should keep it contained.
Wear a body condom.
This has been a Public Spooge Announcement.
From now on, I will be much more careful about where I sit.
Not to mention the Mystery Spooge that has adhered itself to the ass of my favorite grey pants. No idea what it is, or where it came from...but the bus is highly suspect.
People should really keep their spooge to themselves, except in very intimate situations - and even then, for the good of the public health, they should keep it contained.
Wear a body condom.
This has been a Public Spooge Announcement.
posted by Pisser | 5:08 PM
1 Comments:
For a second, I swore that said "Pubic Spooge Announcement", and I threw up in my mouth a little.
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