Urban wildlife
Okay, so you've heard the expression that business ethics is similar to ratfucking? After today, I can officially say that no, business ethics is nothing like ratfucking, because as of today, I have seen rats fuck.
I know, I know. Scarring as it may be, I was walking through one of L.A.'s mysterious back-street alleys when I heard some royal squeakage and looked over -- there they were, going at it like a couple of porn stars on coke. And I think it's a pretty sad commentary on my state of affairs when rats are getting it on more frequently than I am. But at least my spooge isn't going anywhere it's not supposed to be.
In other spooge-related news, two active-duty U.S. Army soldiers were caught having sex at the Alamo. Talk about rockin' the casbah.
I know, I know. Scarring as it may be, I was walking through one of L.A.'s mysterious back-street alleys when I heard some royal squeakage and looked over -- there they were, going at it like a couple of porn stars on coke. And I think it's a pretty sad commentary on my state of affairs when rats are getting it on more frequently than I am. But at least my spooge isn't going anywhere it's not supposed to be.
In other spooge-related news, two active-duty U.S. Army soldiers were caught having sex at the Alamo. Talk about rockin' the casbah.
posted by Anonymous | 11:23 PM
1 Comments:
"Several irate visitors had complained they saw them having sexual intercourse."
I would be irate too if teenagers were having more sex than me...!
Were. I mean, are-!
And furthermore, the Alamo bored the fuck out of me as a child, so I guess that's where it went-!
And I would rather see rats humping than dead-! I am offended by those dCon commercials about the traps where you don't have to see the dead, spooge-less carcass you just MURDERED.
Sorry, that wasn't spooge-related-!
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