Bloggers Against Gratuitous Spooge

Spooge -- it just ain't cool.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

That spoogy-clean feeling..

A particularly gross occurrence at my work lately - soft soap dispensers in the bathroom that usually give out a pink soapy stuff have been modified. Now they are stainless steel protrusions that ejaculate a stream of white goop into your hands.

Am I being oversensitive in not wanting to wash my hands with sperm? I think I might have to take my chances with the junkie infested public toilets nearby.

2 Comments:

Blogger Avatar said...

If all else fails, start wearing gloves when you use the john.

5:44 PM  
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