Bloggers Against Gratuitous Spooge

Spooge -- it just ain't cool.

Saturday, November 13, 2004

Poetry Corner

I now present my poems on spooge....

PROOF OF LOVE

I arise, and something slides
Thickly, warmly down my thighs.
This is all of you I own
When I awake alone, alone.


ODETTE ON SEMEN

Giver of life,
Conveyor of sin,*
And always welcome
To run down my chin.


Ladies and gentlemen, I thank you. Good night.
*curtsy*

(*Lutheran doctrine)

5 Comments:

Blogger fishboy said...

Bravo bravo!

Beautiful, just beautiful.

*wipes away a tear*

*checks to make sure it really is just a tear..*

5:33 AM  
Blogger jp said...

*wipes away fishboy's "tears"*

Thank you, thank you both. However, I realized later that the second little poem is almost a celebration of spooge, which really goes against the purpose of this blog, no?

8:23 PM  
Blogger fishboy said...

Yeh, I noticed that too - but I figure it wasn't gratuitous so what the hey.

PS How do you get 'tear' stains out?

4:32 AM  
Blogger Pisser said...

Holy fuckamole :))

11:23 AM  
Blogger Avatar said...

Bravo! I give it 4 1/2 pecker tracks out of 5.

6:03 PM  

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