Bloggers Against Gratuitous Spooge

Spooge -- it just ain't cool.

Friday, October 15, 2004

Crusty, yucky edibles

Will condiment manufacturers ever invent a tasty topper that doesn't crust up at the edges while in your fridge? I hate that glob of dried spooge on my mustard. And I hate the runny yellow spooge that ejaculates onto the hot dog if you don't shake the living shit out of that fucker before you squeeze it.

4 Comments:

Blogger Webmiztris said...

I hate pre-jack too.

Makes the bun soggy.

webmiztris.diaryland.com

2:05 PM  
Blogger Avatar said...

Webmiztris: Hee! "Pre-jack". I love it.

6:01 PM  
Blogger Chaz said...

If it's crusty, it's in the bin.

I don't eat crusty spooge for no-one.

(Rules is rules)

6:02 PM  
Blogger Pisser said...

We are vehmenently against spooge in all forms!

I can't believe some people actually welcome spooge, anybody's spooge...I'll bet Paris Hilton is so crusted with it, she crunches when she walks...!

And I bet she eats that narsty part of the mustard :P

4:21 PM  

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