Jizz Gets in Your Eyes...

To the tune of "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes" (by Kern and Harback for the musical "Roberta" in 1933!)

They, asked me how I knew,
My true love was true,
I of course replied, something here inside,
Can not be denied.

They, said some day you'll find,
All who love are blind,
When you heart's on fire, you must realize,
Jizz gets in your eyes.

So I chaffed them, and I gaily laughed,
To think they would doubt our love,
And yet today, my love has gone away,
I am without my love.

Now laughing friends deride,
Tears I cannot hide,
So I smile and say, when a lovely flame dies,
Jizz gets in your eyes,

Jizz gets in your eyes.

Put that in your jizz-pipe and smoke it.

Tenacious Spooge

If you haven’t seen the short films included on the Tenacious D DVD The Complete Masterworks, then you simply have no idea how outrageously gratuitous the use of spooge on film can be. Trust me, this one takes the cake.

... And then ices it with spooge.

Word of caution

To those turned off by spooge reminders the day after, steer clear of dark-colored bed linens.

Trust me.